Wednesday, April 10, 2013

MOVIE REVIEW: Looper


Looper is like film noir without the “noir”. And also there’s time travel.

If you haven’t figured out the basic premise from the trailer, it goes like this: Time travel is discovered in the future and immediately banned. Anti-crime techniques have made it such that mobsters have difficulty disposing of bodies in their time, so they send targets in need of disposal back to the present where Joseph Gordon-Levitt shoots them in the chest with a blunderbuss while wearing a weird looking Bruce Willis mask.

The premise is pretty cool and the ideas get cooler. Eventually, the present day assassin will be sent his future self to off which will “close the loop” and wrap up all the possible crime related loose ends and time travel paradoxes in a nice little package.

It’s all very clean and efficient until Old Joseph Gordon-Willis shows up and meets Young Joseph Gordon-Willis face to face. Old Joe escapes which causes plot problems for Young Joe. Later, they meet up in a diner where the “My Future Self and Me” theme song from South Park immediately pops into your head. Young Joe is screwing up Old Joe’s memories of his wife by taking actions that change the course of his own history and Old Joe doesn’t like that very much so he tells his younger self to quit it. Young Joe is like, “Screw you, Old Joe! Now I’m going to go out of my way to screw up your past just to be a dick!”

Oh, and also there’s a subplot about a future bad guy causing problems for the mob and Old Joe is trying to hunt down and kill the present day child version of said villain.

It’d be no fun to spoil things for you. It’s a clever film which handles the potential paradoxes well (by mostly not talking about them) and it wraps up in a satisfying, but predictable way. It will appeal to sci-fi fans and remains grounded enough to entertain and not confuse the more feeble-minded. Just be prepared for that weird looking face! Man, was it distracting…